Student One: "Maestra Robin, do you want to know a fun fact?"
Me: "Sure!"
Student One: "If you wanted to go to space it would take you a hundred MILLION years to get there!"
Student Two: To student one, in all seriousness "Have you been there?"
Student One: "No, but someone told me that."
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- These are true stories from my work as a Kindergarten teacher. Five year olds are hilarious.
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