Tuesday, September 16, 2014
Thursday, September 11, 2014
Blowing
Student: "TEACHER!! Susie is blowing me!"
Me: "...."
(He meant she was blowing in his face).
Me: "...."
(He meant she was blowing in his face).
One
Me: "What ONE thing did you draw to show the quantity one?"
Student: "A marshmallow with a bow on its head."
Student: "A marshmallow with a bow on its head."
Four
Me: "What four things did you draw to show the quantity four?
Student: "A dog, a cat, a sheep, and a lemur doing ballet with its tail out like THIS!" (Does tail-sticking-out motion).
Student: "A dog, a cat, a sheep, and a lemur doing ballet with its tail out like THIS!" (Does tail-sticking-out motion).
Tuesday, September 2, 2014
Bothering
Student: "Maestra Robin! Every time I ask Johnny to stop bothering me, he just looks at me and says, 'BROTHER JONES!"
Me: ??????
Me: ??????
Science
Student 1: "Maestra Robin, do you know science?"
Me: "Um, I think so."
Student 1: "Well, I'm growing crystals in my house."
Me: "Cool! Will you bring them in to show us when they are done?"
Student 2: (interrupting) "I'M GOING TO BE A PAY-REE-EN-TOLOGIST WHEN I GROW UP!!!" (paleontologist)
Student 3: (more interrupting): "I'M A NINJA!"
Me: "Um, I think so."
Student 1: "Well, I'm growing crystals in my house."
Me: "Cool! Will you bring them in to show us when they are done?"
Student 2: (interrupting) "I'M GOING TO BE A PAY-REE-EN-TOLOGIST WHEN I GROW UP!!!" (paleontologist)
Student 3: (more interrupting): "I'M A NINJA!"
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