Spider-Man

When the kids go through the school lunch line they have to collect their food and tell the lunch lady their first name before they leave.  This is what happened:

Lunch Lady: "What is your name?"
Student: "Spider-Man."
Lunch Lady: looks at me in confusion
Me: "His name is Johnny."
Student: "NO!  My name is not the Johnny name!  My name is the Spider-Man name!"
Me: "Well, if you want your lunch you are going to have to use the 'Johnny name.'  You can be Spider-Man outside."
Student: "OK..."
Lunch Lady: "OK, let's try again.  What is your name?"
Student: "Do you know my baby brother?"

*No one in my class is named Johnny.  It's just a generic name I use to keep them anonymous.