Me: "If I have two bears, and I want to draw the SAME number of flowers, how many flowers do I have to draw?"
Most students: "TWO!"
Me: "Yes! Would it be OK for me to draw THREE flowers?"
Most students: "NO!"
Me: "Why not?"
One student: "Because it's the weekend!"
*Note*: Today is Wednesday.
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